Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1213 views

Student

Teacher: Shadi ke waqt Dulha ko gorhy (horse) par kion betaya jata hai??
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Student: Last warning di jati hai ky abhi bhi waqt hai bhaag ja….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ravan to Doctor

Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai.
Doctor: wo to hona hi tha "Dus input aur ek output."
bhala kaise nahi hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HUSBAND BIVI SAI

HUSBAND BIVI SAI PHONE PAR KYA PAKKAYA HAI
BIVI GUSSE SAI
ZEHAR
HUSBAND MAI AAJ LATE AOGA TUM KHA KAR SOJANA

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Doctor Is Complaining To A Mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya

Santa Ek Din Mandir Gaya Aur Vaha Pandit Ji Ko Dekh Kar Uske Mann Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pandit Ji Se Puchha.

Santa: “Maharaj, Ye Aapke Sir Par Choti Kyun Hai?”

Pandit: “Beta, Isse Mere Dimaag Mein Vichaar Aate Hai.”

Santa: “Hadd Ho Gayi, Idhar Toh Pura “Tata Sky” Laga Hai, Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Aata.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)