Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1502 views

1 kanwari larki ko bacha ho gaya

1 Kunwari ladki ko bachcha ho gaya . uske baap ne
poocha yeh bachcha kis ka hian
ladki : Papa missed call to sab marte the pata nahi
kiss ki recieve ho gayi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kal me Bathroom Gaya

Pathan: Kal me Bathroom Gaya
to Andar JIN tha
wife: Phir Kiya Howa?
Pathan: Hona Kia tha
me JIN se bola
"TUM KARLO" Hmara to wese
hi Nikal gaya hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Cousin ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti
q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi
he . .

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Husband was busy watching cricket

Husband was busy watching cricket.

Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him:

Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun?
Husband Clapped n Shouted
.
''CHHAKKA"
His funeral is at 8 am tomorrow.X_X

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ne Pagal Banaya

PATHAN: Aaj Hum Ne Pani Ko Pagal Bnaya

2ND PATHAN: Wo Kaisy?

1st PATHAN:
Hum Ne Nahany K Liye Pani Garam Kia Aur Thanday Pani Se Naha Liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)