Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1027 views

Ek aadmi librarian se

Ek aadmi librarian se:-mujhe aatmhatya karni hai.kya aap mujhe aatmhatya per koi achchi book de sakte hain.

Librarian:-nahin bilkul nahin,mujhe pata hai aap mujhe wo wapas nahin denge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main Pilot banoga

Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.

Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?

Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Go To The Hospital

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye

ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)