Sardar
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 816 views
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Pathan:ye mera duur ka bhai hai.
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Pathan writing his Diary:
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this morning..
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its
a boy
or
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Student: Marriage
Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom
Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride
Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law
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Student: Grandson
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by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back withi half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s not my friend.”
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ArZz KiYa Hai,
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AaNe WaLEy AaTe Ha
JaNEy WaLEy JaTEy Hai,
YaadaiN BuS UnKi Reh JaaTi Ha
Jo mu SuJaA K JaTe Ha.;-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…
Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya ;)
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A depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide train come closer & closer
but suddenly jumped out of the track & said yaar kal to assignment dena hai
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Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked
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Boy to his friend: Dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai..
Friend: Yeh to kuchh nahin yaar,
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two
Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)