Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le Ke Gaanv Jaane Laga To Conductor Ne Mana Kar Diya.

Santa Ne Dimag Chalaya Aur Bakri Ko Burkha Pahna Ke Bus Mein Le Gaya Aur Conductor Se Bola

Santa: “Ye Meri Naani Ji Hai Budhape Ke Karan Jhuk Gayi Hai”

Thodi Der Baad Bakri Ne Potty Kar Di, Conductor Ne Dekha Aur Chilla Kar Bola

Conductor: “Sardar Ji, Aapki Nani Ki Rudraaksh Ki Maala Toot Gayi.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1012 views

Fevistick Ya Lipstick

Chaman: Papa, aaj mummy ko kya hua itna chup kyun baithi hai?

Papa: Kuch nahi beta, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi meine fevistick de di….Chutki Mein Chipkaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

FACEBOOK pe 4 pages ka admin hai,

?1990
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: Doctor hai, mahine ka 20k kamata hai.
2012
Larkiwale: Larka kya karta hai?
Larkewale: FACEBOOK pe 4 pages ka admin hai, ek
page ke to 100000+ likes hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pointing out the rules

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

"How much for a season pass?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doing nothing

PUPIL: I plan to do absolutely nothing for the next three months.

TEACHER: That should be easy You've had nine months of practice doing that in school.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan in bus

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)