Ek chhote bachche ne apni pregnant mummy se pucha: Ismein kya hai?

Mummy: Ismein pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna hi pyara tha to khaya kyun usko?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views

In an Engineering University during a math’s class

In an Engineering University during a math’s class:

Student:
Why do we have to learn this?

Teacher:
To save lives.

Student:
How does math save lives?

Teacher:
It keeps idiots like u out of medical college

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

purchase a Cycle

Bank manager ask the pathan in interview

Manager" what is Cyclone?

Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,

Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi

Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSES

Are the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the mountain?

Is that the ocean? (Asked while on a field trip to Marine Lab Beach on Guam (a small island in the Pacific).

How can the river be flowing north? That's uphill!

How can mass wasting be an agent of landscape formation on the Moon? The Moon has no gravity!

How do I get water into this beaker?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hair cutting

Santa Hair cutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)