Blood
Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 945 views
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