A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 907 views
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