Baap ne betay se kaha: Dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila hai,

Beta:
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Aap bay-fikar rahein, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kya tum pass ho gaye???

MOLU:kya tum pass ho Gaye
GOLU:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari
madam fail ho gayi
MOLU:kese
GOLU: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

saradr and library

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Women

If you marry one woman,
she will fight with u
But if you marry with 2 women
They will fight for u.
Think different Add Wife Have life

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Boss and Banta

Boss: 'Why are you objecting to your overseas assignment? Don't you realise that it is a golden opportunity.'

Banta: 'Sir, I have just got married. My wife is still not pregnant and I don't want to leave her in that condition!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)