Teacher - Batao sabse jada nasha

Teacher - Batao sabse jada nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?
Banta - Books me..!!
Teacher - Vo Kaise..??
Banta - Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1129 views
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