A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 8759 views

Police or ambulance

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teri bhen da khasam

1 zoo me ek tota english, urdu,
punjabi bol sakta tha....
Ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karne
k liye us se pucha....
Who r u ??
...Tota- i m parrot
admi- tum kon ho ??
Tota- mai tota hoon..
Admi- tu kon aein ??
Tota- teri bhen da khasam... Saleya
tenu ik war das te dita a k mai
tota wa

by Engineer Rizwan (few years ago!)

Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu

Santa: agar me Bus pe chadu ya Bus mujh pe chade,
dono me kya fark hai?

Banta:koi fark nai,

Dono bar ticket teri hi kategi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Facebook Ka Junoon

Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua, Muje Afsos Hai….

Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Essay on Class Teacher

Class Teacher Ne Students Ko
"MY CLASS TEACHER"

Pe 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha

Thori Der Bad 1 Student Ne Uth Kr Pucha:

Sir'Kanjar' Ko English Me Kya Kehte Hain? :-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)