A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 9304 views

Bhikari

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Staged Wedding To Bust Dealers

As supposedly reported on CNN:

Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter", let it be known on the street that dealers were "invited" (i. e. Expected to attend).

The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the wedding was "S. P. O. C." (COPS, backwards), and the wedding went through the full ceremony, including the dancing afterward.

The long-sought dealers were arrested after the "band" took their break. The last song the band played before taking its break? "I Fought The Law, And The Law Won"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek ENGINEER

Ek baar ek ENGINEER se exam me pucha gya
What is challenge. . .???
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ENGINEER ne pura page khali chhodkar page k end me likha. . .
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Agr apne baap ki aaulad h toh mujhe pass kr k dikha.
Its a challenge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek raat bijli chali gayi,

Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.

Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop pe gya.
Shopkepr:
is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi hai.
Pthan:
wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf leney aya hun

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)