A lady went to a store
A lady went to a store and ask a salesman (who wz Sardar) :
Liptan di chaa ha…?
Sardar: menu tay nae ay par tenu ay tay aja lipat ja,..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 770 views
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