Late Q Aaye Ho
PrincipaL=
Late Q Aaye Ho?
Pappu=
Bike Bigad Gyi Thi Sir
PrincipL=
Bus Me nhi Aa Sakte?
Pappu=
Maine Bola Sir
Par Apki Beti Nhi Mani.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views
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Girl to boy= 00:00:05
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Zardari: Tang to Musharraf kar raha tha, Main to
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Duniya ki her kali aik din phool ban jati hai, magar wo konsi kali hai jo kabhi phool nahi banti??
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Agr es tarah k koi msg kre to samj lo k jhoot bool raha hea.
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Banta Barber:- Rs 30
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