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Banta-Wo 2 Apki Fees Dekhkar Bdhi Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 620 views
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SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Breaking News on Geo TV.
Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam
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Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae :-(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar Police-Station Aya R Bola:
Mujhe Arest Krlo
Mene Apni BV K Sr Pe Dnda Mara Hy,
Police:
Wo Mar Gai Kia?
Sardar:
Nhi Wo To Bach Gai,
Hun Meri Khair Nai.:-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
.œThe RETURN of phoolan devi.,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Court was hearing a divorce case.
Judge asked the husband: Why do you want to divorce your wife?
Husband: We have a lot of cats in our house, but whenever my wife goes out of house, she brings one or two more. I am sick of this habit of hers and want to divorce her as my house has turned into a zoo. During summer i can’t breath due to so many cats.
Why don’t you open the windows during the night? asked the judge.
How can i? said the husband. All my 200 pigeons i so painfully gathered would fly away.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Me: "Dad I want to go to a 50 cent concert."
Dad: "Here is one dollar, take your sister to.
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Santa: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Santa
Santag
Santa123
Santaabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SANTA" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
TeAcheR:-
Ek KahaaNi MoraL Ke SatH SuNa0..?? :0
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StuDeNt:-
MaiNe Use Ph0ne Kiya TaB v0 s0 Rahi Thi...
UsNe MujHe Ph0ne Kiya TaB MaiN s0 Raha
Tha..!! ;(
MoraL:-
jAiSi KARNi, WAiSi BHARNi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai..:p:p
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)