Sardar ki bevi

Sardar ki bevi:

Rat kafi ho gae he par sardar g nae ay,

zrur koe larki ka chkr hai sardar ki

mother: Hmesha bura hi sochna,

kya pta ksi truck k niche a gaya ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 798 views
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