Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 981 views

Sub sun rahe hain

Pappu:hello radio station


r.s:g pappu

pappu :meri awaz sub sun rahe hain


r.s:g bilkul

pappu:meri behan bi

r.s:g

pappu:asma jaldi motor chala me toilet me hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Outer part of tree

A teacher took her class on a nature trail through
the woods. She stopped by a tree and said, `Brian,
can you tell me what the outer part of a tree is
called?'
I don't know, sir,' said Brian.
Bark, boy, bark!' said the teacher.
OK, sir,' said Brian. `Woof! Woof!'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher:"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?

Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur
Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna
Kehte Hen"!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A good teacher

A good teacher is 1 who tells u to study hard, But d best teacher is 1 who stands outside the exam hall and shouts:

Oye nlayko,flying aa gyi.Parchiya kha jao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main Teri Jaan Kadh

Teacher: " Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi", Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)