Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 771 views

Boy to his mom

Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Sardarji goes to a hotel

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar raheho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Grace Before Meals

Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?

L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three friends aftee exams

Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper
blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have
Copied.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)