GEOMENTARY”
GEOMENTARY”
Batain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
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Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad!
BREAK:
Ufone… Tum he to ho
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LU ka Zeera plus.
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Surf excel.dadi 1 minute.
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Zong,sub keh do.
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Dew, do the dew.
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Jazz.apna he.
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Welcome Back After The Break
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Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal…
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ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha!
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