Student Gadha

Pappu school mn gadha le k aya

Miss:Ye gadha,Q laye ho?

Miss ap hi to Kehti hn K me ne bry bry gadho Ko insan bnaya hy

To me ne socha is ki b"life bn jae gi .?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views
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