Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe
Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti
Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro
NEXT YEAR
Dost: Kya howa?
Pathan: Nhi howi
Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?
Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1059 views
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Dono hi kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bahut sweet hai!
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O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
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2nd “sab se aagey waley ko”
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
TeAcheR:-
Ek KahaaNi MoraL Ke SatH SuNa0..?? :0
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StuDeNt:-
MaiNe Use Ph0ne Kiya TaB v0 s0 Rahi Thi...
UsNe MujHe Ph0ne Kiya TaB MaiN s0 Raha
Tha..!! ;(
MoraL:-
jAiSi KARNi, WAiSi BHARNi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)