English class-kid: Me sleep with dad last night Madam corrected : NO beta,I slept with dad last night..

Kid : Aap mere sone k baad aayi hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Rupia dede Baba

Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba

Aadmi:
Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho

fakeer:Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Akhir Problem Hai To Hai Kidhar?

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Banta Kafi Der Se Yeh Dekh Raha Thha, Akhirkar Usne Puchha.

Banta: “Kya Dekh Raha Hai Yaar?”

Santa: “Arrey, Ye Dekh Raha Hun Ki Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa to banta talking

santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Se Dahi Ki English Btao

Teacher Sardar Se:
Dahi Ki English Btao?
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Sardar Sochne K Bad:
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,Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Swairey Swairey Tight.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)