Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views

Bijli Chali Gayi To?

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:Wo Kaisay?

1st: Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He Bijli Chali Gayi To?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One cute and young girl

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila

2 ‘Pathano’ Ko Bomb Mila

1st Pathan: Chal Police Ko De Aain

2nd Pathan:Agar Bomb Raste Main Phat Gaya To?

1st Pathan: Jhot Bol Denge K phata hoa hi Mila Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

LADIES R LADIES

LADIES R LADIES ::

Two ladies were fighting for the seat in bus ,both were claiming that she came first....
one old man was watching this all.....

At last he said: beta larro nahi ,is ka hal main tumhey batata hun."Tum mai jo umer (age) mai bari hai woh baith jai....

Phir dono aik dosrey ko bolien....

Its okay , theek hai tum hi beth jao ...nahi nahi tum hi beth jaoo...hahah.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student

Srdar: Math vich fail Q hoya?

Son:

Kadi techer kendi ay 3+5=8

Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,

fair kendi ay 6+2=8

Sali nu ap confirm nai tay fail manu kr dita….?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)