Romantic comment
Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?”
Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
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Ap humari gali me aaye,
thora sharmae,
thora ghabrae
thora sa muskrae;->
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his Students Just one question
for their Final Exams:
"How r U Going 2 make me
Believe
That
This chair in Front of U
is Invisible . . .?"
It Took All Students
1 hour to Finish d Ans. . .
Except for 1 Lazy Student
Who Took Only 5 Seconds. . !
The Lazy Student got the
Highest Score
His Answer Was:
"WHICH CHAIR?" =P
Moral:
Never Complicate Simple
Things in Life. . . =D
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Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada us ke daftar mein ja ker uske boss se bola: Iss daftar mein sunil naam ka aadmi kaam karta hai, mujhe us se milna hai weh mera pota hai
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Admi Ne Bhagwaan Se pucha
he bhagwaan kripya mujhe ye bataye ki
100 saal apke liye kya hai?
bhagwaan ne kaha : mere liye wo ek second ke barabar hai.
Man: To Fir Ek crore rupees aap ke liye kya hai?
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