pathan Bakra zibah krne lga
pathan Bakra zibah krne lga to confuse ho gea k parhna kia hy.
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Ek lamha sochne k bad churi chalate hue josh se bola,
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Happy birthday to You.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1248 views
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