Mom :Beta haath jal gaya
Mom :Beta haath jal gaya,
toothpaste lana.
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Pappu : No, maa,
Mere toothpaste me namak hai,
Duniya Wale kahenge bete ne Jale pe
namak chidak diya..!lolz
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 842 views
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