Chalak Pathan
Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
.
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
.
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata
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