Ramu: Kaise ho bhai.
Shyamu: Aacha hu.
Ramu: Tum Gadhe ho kya.
Shyamu: are tumhe aaj tak itni badi galatfahmi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1075 views

apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya

Doctor to Sheikh: apko keley ka chilka nazar nahi aya jo ap phisal gai?
Sheikh: main to paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey mein kela to ni hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Car ki Nilami

Ek Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi,
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac

Ek aadmi ne hairat se Car ki kharab halat pe ghor kiya, usay Car me koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas kharay ek aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khatara Car me aisi kon si khoobi hai ke is ka itna daam lag raha hai?
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Aadmi bola: Janab ab tak is Car ke 10 haadse ho chukay hain,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai ke har haadse me sirf aur sirf “BV” hi foat hui hai…

Aadmi ne awaz lagai:
40 lakh….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Ny
Apni Bivi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Diya..

Bivi: Khan Saab' Hum Ko Ye Nai Chahiye,
Koi Sonay Ki Cheez Do..

Phir Pathan Ny Usay
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"Neend Ki Goli" De Di.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English Teacher

English Teacher : Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid:" Yeah , once my sister said she has missed one ,my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar hairan

1 truck ko rasi se band kar le ja raha tha

aik sardar ne dekha wo has has lotpot ho gia aur kehne laga

itni si rasi ko le jane k lye 2 2 truck.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)