Kya Chahiye Kisi Ko Aisi Girlfriend

Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.

Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha

“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,

Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,

Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,

Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”

Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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