Film Actress Meera Yesterday screamed in an interview:

"Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon to Mera Baap Marr Jaaye".

The City District Government of Lahore has reported that 26 Men from
various parts of Lahore simultaneously suffered a Heart Attack last night.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 884 views

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas

Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair

Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.

Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English class

English class-kid: Me sleep with dad last night Madam corrected : NO beta,I slept with dad last night..

Kid : Aap mere sone k baad aayi hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Back To Life

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then finally dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out,"Watch the wall!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

i offer my opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)