Doctor: Khan Sahab
Tumhara Sar Kaisay Phuta?

Khan:Hum Say Keel Sahi Thuk Nahi Raha Tha Kisi Nay Bola
Khan Sahab Khopri Istimal Karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 660 views

Chor ki shairy

Mobile k night plans ne to humen bhuka mar diya hai


dosto


jis ghar me chori k lye jao,
koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Cost Of Divorce

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boy: Mere sath chalogi

Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar

B:Aap jidhar bole udhar

... G: Thik h,shopping chalte he

B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki salgirah

Husband (Wife Se ):
Aaj Hamari Shadi Ki Salgiraha Hai
Chalo Chiken Banate Hai
Wife:Why?
Main Apni Galti Ki Saja Us Murge Ko Kyu Du

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Flying In The Plane

Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."

The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.

The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.

So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.

"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"

"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)