A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 797 views

Telephone call

The fourth grade teacher received a telephone call
one morning. The husky voice on the phone said,
“Will you excuse Johnny from school today?”
“Who is this”? the teacher asked. The voice
answered. “ This is my father speaking”.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan to aunti misbah

Pathan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai Jis ki vaja se muje heart attack b ho sakta hy.

Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.

Pathan: Kyu?

Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Why do Indian women want

Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??
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Bcoz
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Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,

Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.

Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Green,pink,yellow

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colors green. pink and yellow. The English man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The Desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)