Neend Bahut Ati Hai
Ak aadmi dusre aadmi se bola:
1 aadmi : kash mujhe pyar ho jaye,kash mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye
2nd aadmi:are kya, to pagal ho gya aisa kya bol rha hai
1 aadmi : yaar log kehte hai na ki jab kise ko pyar ho jaye to uske rato ki neend aur din ka chain ud jata hai ,esliye keh rha hu ki mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye,sali mujhe to neend bahut ati hai....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views
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