Aasyria and Malika
Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan:
Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha
paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye.
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 950 views
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