SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER
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