A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.

“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.

“My father was 182 cms tall.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1098 views

Monkey can read SMS

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Bus Me Pori Seat Par Pheal Kar Betha Tha

Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mange

Pathan:Oye Tere Ko Pta Nahe K Me Kun He?

Aadmi Dar Gaya Aur Khara Raha

Next Stop Se Ek Aadmi Carha Aur Jaga Mangi
Pathan Ne Phr Bharm Karwaya
Us Ne Pathan Ko Pakar Lia Aur Kaha Bta To Kun He?

Pathan:Muhammad Gul Khan Zai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aurat Zubaida Apa Se

Aurat Zubaida Apa Se

Jb bi mera shohar ghr ata hai to atay hi mujhy marna shuru kar deta hai,

Zubaida Apa: Wo jb ghr aye tum15 mint tk dant saf kia karo,

Aurat kuch din baad,
Dant saf karny ka itna fayda hai ky ab mera shohar mujhy kuch nhi kehta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boys Ka Common Sense

Chinki Ek Bar Group Mein Apni Saheliyo Ko Bata Rahi Thi.

Chinki: “Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai”

Group Mein Bethi Baki Ladkiyo Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Wo Kaise ?”

Chinki: “Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Aayenge Priya I Love You, Ab Kya Priya Waha Padhne Jayegi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,

Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.

Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)