Papa kuwian main gir gaye
Santa: Kal Papa Kuwe Me Gir Gaye Bahut Chot
Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The
Banta: Ab Kaise He?
Santa: Teek Honge
Kal Se Kue Se Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi
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