My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that.

He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.

"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."

"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."

He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"

"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 2493 views

Premi k sath ghom rhi ho

Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho

Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga

Aik Pathan Army Mein Bharti Hota He
To Use Gun Chalana Sikhai Jati He

Wo Gun Pakarta He Or Puchta He

Is Ka Moon Kis Taraf Ko Karna He Apni Taraf Ya Dushman Ki Taraf

Army Officer Jawab Deta He
Jis Taraf Bhi Karo Ge
Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan PCO
Gaya
.
.
Aur
operator ko 2 zordaar thappar lagaye,
.
Guess
y?
.
?
?
.
.
.
?
.
Bcoz
.
Shop per likha tha k
Number milane se pehle 2 lgana mat bhuln

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)