A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1203 views

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha

Baba Saxidas Se Unke Ek Bhakt Ne Puchha

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Aadmi Shaadi Kyun Karta Hain?”

Baba Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyara Sa Jawab Diya

Baba Ji: “Taki Wo Marne Ke Baad Agar Swarg Jaye To Achha Feel Kare, Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Ghar Jaisa Feel Kare“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Doctor Is Complaining To A Mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."

"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In biologic practical

In biologic practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs?

Sardar: I dont know sir

Examiner: You are failed, whats your name?

Sardar: See my legs and tell my name.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar ka parosi (neighbour) mar gia
Sardar ne us ghar ja kar pocha: Dead Body aa gayi kia?
Usi waqt ambulance dead body le ke agayi
Sardar: O Jee! Kitni Lambi umar hai, abhi naam lia owr aa gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Man to pandit

Man to pandit-phir se ladki hui hai naam bataiye

pandit-pehli ladki ka naam kya hai
man-neha

pandit-toh iska naam rakhdo "ek aur neha"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)