Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen

Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 927 views
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