Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.

Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 976 views

Larkay ne kaha tm 100

Larkay ne kaha tm 100 din k andar mujhe sy muhabt ka iqrar kro gi.

Aur larka din rat, barish me dhop me us k ghar k samnay khara raha.

99th din larki

ko waqaee larky ki muhabat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha subah pyar ka iqrar krun gi laikin jb woh larkay ko milnay gaee to larka usay wahan na mila aur aik kaghaz mila jis par likha tha

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"Tere chakar me teri behan set ho gai hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angel and a Devil

Angle Said:
I Can’t Be Everywhere To Help U..
So I Created MOTHER…

Devil Replied: Me Too Can’t Be Everywhere.. So I Created
MOTHER-IN-LAW

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

saradr and library

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Gala daba raha hun.

Bv: me jb gana gati hun to ap balocony me q chale jate hain?
Husband:is lye k kahen muhale wale ye na samjhen me ap ka gala daba raha hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Problem

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,I look at your picture and the problem disappear.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)