Mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai
Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai
Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?
Santa: nahi. woh behara hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views
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