SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe
SAAS : Kalmuhi Khuda ne tumhe 2 annkhe di hay, chawal se pathar nahi nikal saktin?
BAHU : Khuda ne tumhe 32 daant diye heini,2,4 pathar nahi chabba saktin...!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 810 views
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Pati daaru pi kar apni patni se kehta hai,
Darling, aaj kuch aisi baat karo
Ki mere kadam zameen par na tike...
Patni ne kaha kaho to faasi pe chada du.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Larka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
Larka: G Bhabi.
by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Sardar: mere dada ny 1857 ki jang main dushman ki tangain kat dee thin.
Dost:
Grdnain q nai katin
Srdar:
Wo pehly he kti pari thi…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya
TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies dibba hai
Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho…..
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jail..
One prisoner to other..
Why u r in jail..?
Reply: I did 2 murders and get caught..
2nd asked why u r here..
Reply..
Main NO BALL krai c.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?
Banta: Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.
Santa:Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?
Banta: Bottle Us Bande Ki
Jaib Mein Thi Jo Meri Car Ke Neeche Aaya Tha… ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Auto Mechanic Under the car.
Chotay … 17 number ka paana dey..
…………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Kuttay k Bachay …!!
Hath me dey …!!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Suno,
dettol istamal mat karna.:-)
suna hai us se jarasim mar jate hain
magar
hum ap ko khona nai chahte.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)