MOM im drunk
MOM I'm drunk WHAT!!!!!! i said I'm drunk
HOW DARE YOU!!!!! SLAP
I was drinking bud lite OK good night
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views
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Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
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Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
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Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…
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Main Fail Hona Chahti Hon
Frnd:
Kyun?
Girl:
Ammi Ne Kaha Ha K
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2nd I To Arts
Or
Fail Hoi To Shadi Kara Dungi… ;->
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age:25
demagi tawazun darust nai.
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If girls could read minds
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Every second a man would get
slapped.. :p :O :D
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
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Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
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Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
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Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
nahi dekhi….
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A cute little girl gave this lovely reply:
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Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
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Abba idher AA.
MOTHER:
Aise nai boltey beta,
Abba ko izat ke sath bulate hain.
SON:
Abba Izzat k sath idher aa ja
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