A management student hugged a girl..
girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.
*girl slapped the boy*
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer’s feed back!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 895 views

Itefaq

Teacher: Ittefaq ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha Ittefaq se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Lipstick problem

The principal had a problem with some girls who
were starting to use lipstick. When applying it in
the bathroom they would blot their lips on the
mirrors, leaving lip prints.
Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to
stop it. One day he gathered together all the girls
who wore lipstick. He then took them into the
bathroom and lectured about how hard it was to
clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The principle
then asked the custodian, who was present, to
demonstrate.
The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it
into the toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick
off the mirror.
From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick
free.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Plz Don’t kill me after reading

Plz Don’t kill me after reading
this…
Arz kiya hai:
.
.
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
Tum jo aaye zindagi mein baat
ban gai,
.
.
.
Samose mein chutney daali chaat
ban gai xD
xD
.
.
Thanks mat bolna ab! :’D xD xP

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Eik Sardar Apni Hi Shadi Main Preshan Betha Tha
Kisi Nay Poacha Sardar G Preshan Kyun Ho???
Sadar Bolo: Susral Walon Nay Barat
Main Thoday Admi Lanay Ko Kaha Tha
Pata Nai
Abba Minoo Ve Lay K JaNda Waa Kay Nai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Patni Apne Pati Ki

Patni Apne Pati Ki Parayi Aurton Pe Nazar Rakhne Se Tang Thi, Ek Din Aakhir Bol Hi Padi.

Patni: “Maine Gadhon Par Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Siwa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ko Dekhta Tak Nahi”

Pati Ne Muskurate Hue Bada Pyaara Sa Jawab Diya: “Pagli, Isliye To Use Gadha Kehte Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)