pathan baal katwane gaya
1 pathan baal
katwane gaya.
naai bola: khan
saab bal kese
katon? .
pathan: bilkul
khamoshi se, ham
ko shor pasand
ni ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 463 views
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