kallay kallay aao.
Sardar: Kal menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.
Pandit: Fer tu kuj nai kita?
Sardar: Mai keha himmat hy te kallay kallay aao.
Pandit: Fer.?
Sardar: Fer sarian ne wari wari kutia.
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