Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1249 views

Whats is d Differance between Person

Boy-Whats is d Difference between Personal & Secret?
Girl-Dear,
U r My Lover.. Thats Personal
& Ur Friend Is Also My Lover..
Thats Secret

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

MUNA BHAI

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

by ADNAN (few years ago!)

Pathan Ki Chappal

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Churali,

Wo Seedha Qabristan Pohoncha
Aur Wahan Beth K Kehne Laga.

Khocha Hum Se Bach K Kahan
Jaega Eik Na Eik Din To Yahan Ayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek andha police main bharti hua

Ek Andha Police Me Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pucha "Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe.?"
Andhe Ne Fauran Jawaab Diya "Andha-Dhund
Firing Ke Liye."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Iss Ke Qeemat kiya Hai?

1 chor ne apni mangtar ko gold ka set dea

mangtr (khushi se) : jann is ke qeemat ka ha??
chor: 3 saal qaid tay littar wakhry (Maar alag say).

by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)