Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your
spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
hadn’t smoked, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
accounting for compound interest
for the past 15 years, you could
have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where’s your fucking Ferrari
then?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1579 views

Sardar Had Twins

Sardar Had Twins , Named
Tin N Martin

Again Had Twins , Named
Peter N Repeater

Again Had Twins ,Named
Max N Climax

Again Had Twins ,
He Got Fedup N Named
Stop N Fullstop

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Lecture ke darmiyan 1 Larka Uth kar chala gia
Teacher: Yai kion uth kar chala gia?
.
Students: Sir es ko neend mai chalny ke aadat hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bachi ko bike pe ghumaty wqt agr

Bachi ko bike pe ghumaty wqt agr helmet pehan liya jaye tu larki k bhai ki dhulayi aur rishtedaron ki nazar se bacha ja sakta hy

Zubaida Aapa k hifazati totka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi.

sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ? banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich pa le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sab 30 rupiya hua

Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua.

Santa: Ye le 15 rupe.

Autowala: Ye to beymani hai

Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)