Principal: Why Are U Late?
Principal:
Why Are U Late?
Ur Class Mates Came
Together On Time.
Student:
Sir, Sheeps Always
Come Together
But
Lion Always come alone
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 821 views
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Yaar
kya baat hy
Aaj Tumhara Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain..!
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Pathan:
Fakhar Se!
Yaara
Aaj Hum Apni Baji ka Mobile Le Aaya Hy
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Santa park ka chkar lga kr wapis aa kr dost se
Ja yar
aywain chakkar lwaya e,
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here.
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa.
Sindhi:To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha Q chal raha hay ???
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
‘*KANWARA GHAZAL *
Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan
Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy
Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye
Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do
Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye
Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye
kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye
Dedicated to all kanwara
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy
per knock karta ....
Gangubai: Kaun?
Sardar: mai....
Gangubai: mai kaun?
Sardar: tu gangubai.......
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Santa Ne Bhagwan Se Poocha:
Kya Main Agle Janam Main
Gadha Ban Sakta Hon?
Bhagwan Ne Jawab Diya:
Ek Hi Facility Baar Baar Nahi Mil Sakti.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi to Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara.
Kyun?
Kyun ke,
Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha…
.
Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay Ka Kafan FREE.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Offoh
DOSTI ka sara kaam
mujhay hi
karna parta
hai
Miss b main karun
Care b karun
Wish b karun
Good morning b
Good night b
Hello b
Hi b
Call b
SmS b
Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,
Ek sweet c smile De do..
,//, (@ .. @) (<….>)
Oye,hoye,
loot liya zalim.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Theory
Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed
But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)