1 ghanta pehle
Dr. to Patient’s frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.
Friend: Aby saly,
aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 494 views
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