Dr. to Patient’s frnd: Agr 1 ghanta pehle le aty to hum isy bacha lete.

Friend: Aby saly,

aadha ghanta pehle to iska accident hua hai 1ghanta pehle kese le ata?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 958 views

Pyar kya hota hai

Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?

Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota ha..

farz karo

larka=cement

Larki=rait

love=pani

ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge

lekin

agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta

Larki (hans k):

Kamine tu shakal se hi mazdur lagta hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

-Kya pari aakash me udti haI

Beta -Kya pari aakash me udti hai? Ma- Ha

Beta - To apni kamvali Q nahi Udti?

Ma- Wo Pari Nahi Hai.

Beta - Per papa to use pari kahte hai.

Ma - kal suha ud jaygi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aadat Ha Bhai Aadat Ye

1 bhikhari ki lotry lag gyi to vo 1 mandir bnvata h.

2nd bikhari- yar tu mandir kyun bnva rha h?

1st bikhari- qki iske samne me akela bhik manguga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once a Sardarji was travelling

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. 

Said his wife " What's the matter?"

Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa on call:hi swtheart

Santa on call:hi swtheart,
kya kar rahi ho,

Gf-meri tabiyat kharab hai janu sone jaa rahi hu
aur tum.
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Santa:main cinema hall mai tere peeche baitha hu kamini…….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)