Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi,,

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 1100 views

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.

3 boys where going on a motor cycle.

policeman gave hand to stop them. A sardar shouted
oye pehle hi teen bhete nayen tu kithay bethen ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

At The Public Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.

"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."

"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: "what's the further

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"

Student: "America!"

Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"

Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Airliner

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a
rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably
afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his
seat mate.
"Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the
saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the
rains!!'"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chemsitry ke class mein

Chemsitry ke class mein

teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?

Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-

Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&

Hotel charges alag se…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)