Sardar
eacher: Story sunao
Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 773 views
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