Aankhey Band Karney Par
Santa:
Mujhe Tou Aankhey
Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai
Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
Santa: Andhera
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 712 views
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